October 2011
1 post
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April 2008
3 posts
"Is that a Fender Stratocaster in your pants...
alexbalk: or do you just have a cock shaped like a classic American electric guitar?”
show me the free money
Just deposited my first unemployment check which was followed by a frenzy of job aquiring activity. It’s like the guilt of a mother I swear. “Here is your free money you mooching son-of-a-bitch, shouldn’t you be doing something about the fact you need this.” Then again I have always had hardcore guilt about asking for financial help from anyone. Sometimes I wish I could...
March 2008
8 posts
Just saw a meathead frat
Just saw a meathead frat boy get all kinds of amped up in anticpation of a keyboard solo. i don’t know what to think of that.
Watchbencodec: (via Google Video)
Stacy gets back to nature via rock and roll
I’m wierd about music. I listen to one band obsessively almost constantly until I find the next band that I listen to obsessively almost constantly. The most recent turnover was from Arcade Fire to the new champion of the last 2 months…Yeasayer. Yeasayer makes me wanna go tribal or something. I want a fire I want to dance barefoot and chant to gods long forgotten. I want a loin cloth...
LOLCat Bible Translation Project →
very few things have brought me the joy this has brought me today.
a countdown to hornytown
It’s 2:30 and i’m still in sweats. I have dinner plans at 5:30. I need to put on clothes and straighten the apt. Yet I feel the sweet sweet apathy of not having a job settling in. So tomorrow I’m setting an alarm and officially getting on it. Like I said I would. Though I said that before deciding to go pro with the boozing again. Last night was a special occasion with special...
forgot really the most important perk
No more waking up in the morning and segueing straight into hysterical sobbing mental break down mode over the thought of going into that hellhole. That you just can’t beat with a dutch elm diseased stick. Back to my wine and logo thumbnailing.
can't say there aren't perks
Things I have already found that I like about not having a job: 1) PJs as a viable clothing option. (yeah you hear it alot but seriously I can go to the bodega or downstairs for slice in them even, why wear “street clothes” again…besides to go to the bar) 2) as luck would have it my period started in full force today (too much info I know, I know) but can I tell you cramps at...
This tumblr is officially going on the gov't dole.
The news here is that I got fired on Wednesday. Saw it coming. The job was a horrible fit. I was miserable, they weren’t happy, ergo mutual decision for me to exit. Well sorta mutual…I was going to wait till I got a new job. They had different ideas. Those ideas included pressing me hard for a week and a half and getting 3 more catalogs out of me and having me on press for 12 hours the...
February 2008
4 posts
things we learn about ourselves durning stressful...
….i get eye twitches and my hair falls out. I’m obviously a sexy bitch.
Crash Wednesday.
alexbalk: I’m sure a bunch of college kids are devastated this morning after the realization that well-articulated non-specific messages of change weren’t enough to somehow put away the the candidate who is the living embodiment of The Establishment. “But I voted,” you can hear them wail. Me? I’m pretty sanguine. It’s going to be a long slog to the nomination, and the reservations I’ve had thus...
TPing a streetlight is very difficult
Especially when drunk. So yes GO GIANTS! I am going to wait till the pictures come in from last night before I post about the goings on post victory in Astoria. It was ridiculous.
“What’s Brady’s last name?”
– Bettina during the Super Bowl
January 2008
25 posts
10 days till i'm eligible for unemployment
drinks after work. necessary. “working from home” after being on press for most of the morning. more than necessary. this place is almost managable when the french bastard is gone…oh and the veep. though the crazy french bastard’s cunt mistress has been all up my ass today and that is never a good thing. one day someone is going to snap and scream “this is NOT your...
my day has continued in much the same vein as this morning.
wtf.
morning starts with a button coming off my coat. then my shoe breaks as i decend into the PATH. then while i’m trying to secure (unsuccessfully) shoe repairing materials from a coworker the veep starts having a hissy fit on me about something that unless i can somehow find 3 more hours in my 8 hour work day today is just not going to get done. it’s 10:25 ladies and gents. today may be...
Watchthis is why i have robert plant on the brain.
oh Bill, I love you so I always will
Kate just met Bill Clinton outside of our office. Meaning if I had gone for a walk with her I would have also met Bill Clinton just now. I am beside myself I am so upset and jealous of her.
small world v. 2 (otherwise known as everyone...
…at the show on saturday. Minding my own business drinking my cheap beer and I look up to see Larry (Lawrence…whatever). Larry I know thru Kate, my very good friend and coworker in hell. Larry used to work at the gallery I am currently doing time with but got fired I believe for setting a beverage on a very expensive sculpture. Anywho we say hi have a moment of “what are you...
at work on a saturday. really what else can i say. get paid time and a half though. which is something.
having old friends tell me things like “my girlfriend and i are leaving for mexico tomorrow so i’ll be out of touch” kinda kills me. there is nothing just about farther out of my financial grasp than a real honest-to-god vacation. maybe next year. hah!
“I need you not only to vote, but I need you to get cousin Pookie to vote,”...”
– Barack Obama to SC african american voters. I have no words.
Saturday night
Seems everyone is coming out of the woodwork for the Baby Dayliner/The Giraffes show. That should make it extra entertaining. The question is…do you really need “extra” entertainment at a Giraffes show? Maybe I should go buy a stylish poncho now…
today in hades
I have been told with no uncertainty that I WILL be a work on Saturday. Thusly bringing up a barrage of Office Space quotes in my brain that have been replaying for last 2 hours. THEN the veep flips out over a catalog mock-up…”THESE ARE 2 MILLION DOLLAR PAINTINGS, THEY DON’T FEEEEEEEL LIKE 2 MILLION DOLLAR PAINTINGS IN THIS!!!!” Simply put. Ugh. Oh and I’m STILL...
Congratulations liver, you are my bodies employee...
no matter how many times i try to pretend it’s going to not turn out poorly, going out directly after work and drinking heavily with no dinner is a bad bad bad idea. also no good when the friend in the band you just saw runs into you at the bar as you are trying to calculate a tip and goes “whoa you are drunk”. sigh. this a blanket apology to anyone i talked to last night.
small world
one of those i know someone up here that was in a band with someone who is marrying someone that i know thru people back home. actually now that i think aboutit…i know someone up here who’s ex bandmate is marrying someone that my high school boyfriend has fucked in a moving 79 triumph spitfire on interstate 95 somewhere between dc and raleigh. stacy knows leigh who was in a band with...
merde
et merde de plus! merci, mon boss français, vous fils de pute.
marching band geek musical porn
Tusk by Fleetwood Mac off The Dance just rotated up on my iPod. Seriously I still get all into the part where the USC marching band kicks in. Makes a former marching band geek wanna get up and backwards march 15 yards in 3 counts or something. a) yes. I was in the marching band. b) no I did not play an instrument. c) do the math. d) make fun all you want but I can twirl a broom fast enough and...
new record
It took Häas and I till 5:33pm to start talking jokingly in reference to Heath Ledger’s death.
Dead Heath Ledger
Keep thinking about River Phoenix on this one. Except now I’m the same age as the deceased and it seems even more fucked up. Guy could act. It’s a shame.
computer bullshit of the day.
my pc is a piece the on/off button keeps disconnecting from the inside. then it does the wake up just to immediately go back to sleep thing. i mean its fucking insane that i’m having to use the PC anyway since they can’t figure out how to get the email to work on the mac. it’s like mission control back here with an iMac, my MacPro and the goddamn circa 97 dell….sorry...
Project Graphic Management : Welcome →
Last week my printer guy Kevin went out on his own. This is his new print project management company. At this point I pretty much owe Kevin my first born non-flipper babied child because without him I would have been fired from this job…at least 4 times. He’s a God among print project managers and also generally one of my all time favorite people. So go forth and have Kevin handle your...
back to true tumblr style-ee.
I’ve been reading a tumblr by a fellow named Balk. Balk was a Gawker person, now he is a Radar person. Likely these mean nothing to you unless a) you live in New York, b) you are a media whoreslut, c) I can’t think of another reason you’d read Gawker…except to say you come for the gossip you stay for the commentators and Kreepie Kats and Blue States Lose (so yeah you stay...
You tell us: Do these pups look like 'Knut the... →
Bring on the cute. Because if you’ve had a day like me then you deserve it.
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I said DELUXE bitches!
Holy majoly it’s 2008! I feel as if I haven’t posted much as of late and that obviously would be because I haven’t posted much as of late. It’s amazing how much time is taken up with holiday shenanagans and being 1/2 of the worlds most disgustingly happy couple. New Years was brought in technically at my friend (and coworker) Meghan’s awesomely located NoLIta apt. But...
December 2007
12 posts
WatchFunky Forest is a digital interactive ecosystem where you have to divert streams of water towards the tree that you grow yourself to keep alive. I pretty much want my room to look like this. — ameliabedelia
Sonofabitch
I leave for VA (again) tomorrow with Häas to do Xmas with the family. And of course….OF COURSE there are no less than 4…4!!! shows I am missing that I want to see. 1) tonight…somewhere in Hoboken, Leigh (of Band of Thieves also formerly of Billionaire Boys Club…serious they are worth looking up just for the amazing emo hair and eyeliner) is getting together with some folks...
in other news
back in NYC for my 3 day layover before heading back down south for the holiday. thanks to everyone who contacted me with your kind words about the death of my grandma, it was truely appreciated. i have awesome caring friends indeed and i love each and every one of yous guys. also…i have a cold…in my left eye….again.
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Gin, Love and Despair w/Screaming...this month in...
I haven’t been as good as I normally am about talking about the shows I’ve been going to lately. Mostly because I haven’t really been seeing any new bands which is a crying pathetic shame. Not that I don’t love my bands I see every chance I get. But I should expand. I really should. That being said I have been to a few shows as of late. Last night caught one of my favorite...
sleigh bells ring
Hey yall, talked to Danny B last night, we are thinking 22 Dec evening, of meeting at Macados for a LOOOOOOOOONG overdue reunion. if you aint got my numbah email me — spacedogeight We will be in by the 20th so count us in! Give me a call sweetness!