Congratulations liver, you are my bodies employee of the month
no matter how many times i try to pretend it’s going to not turn out poorly, going out directly after work and drinking heavily with no dinner is a bad bad bad idea.
also no good when the friend in the band you just saw runs into you at the bar as you are trying to calculate a tip and goes “whoa you are drunk”.
sigh. this a blanket apology to anyone i talked to last night.
